Welcome to my sad, sad little world...

Hi. It's me. Aren't you just pleased as punch.

This is, of course, my first entry. Whether it's an online journal or a real pen-and-paper one, I always hate this the most. It's like introducing yourself to a wall.

"Hi, uh, blog...I'm Slane. I'll, uh...be writing in you. I'll be gentle. Don't worry..."

Yeah.

Anyway. This is me:


(Damn...I hate Blogger's image system already.)

Sup. You just love that vacant-eyed stare, don't you? And the feather? Come on. The feather is hot. Who can resist a chick in Red Mage AF?

Whatever.

Long story short: I'm a taru. I'm a Red Mage. I'm on Carbuncle. I hate pidgeons.

Right.