Chingchongney?!
There are few things I enjoy more than making a gilseller's life difficult. Sleeping. Pasta. Foreplay. That's about it though. Not much else rates higher on my 'Slaney-glee' scale. Maybe long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners. Maybe. But I think my joy of fucking with RMTers is greater than my leukwarm love of sappy bullshit.
But I digress. I don't go out of my way to harass poor chinese women trying to make a buck. But if they happen to be in my area, annoying me, and practically stealing my gil?
Game on, bitches.
Take last night for example.
Scynscapa, my favorite Bard in the whole wide world, has been on the lookout for a Hornetneedle for awhile. We were bored, broke, and had nothing but time on our hands. Naturally, the best place to head when you're facing those conditions is the Temple of Uggalepih. Habetrot every 15 minutes, Wespes galore for Bee Larvae, and enough tonberries to fuel your anger for a week.
We hop an airship (be damned if I'm gonna pay 5k for a tele), choc over, do the Temple Shuffle and end up at Habetrot's spawnpoint. And what do my wandering eyes see, but a troupe of gilsellers sitting before me.
Now, I'll be honest. I'm not positive they're gilsellers. But one was a 72 black mage, rank 1, with onyx earrings and eremite's rings.
Come now.
After a few unsucessful attempts to get Habe (I need to learn to macro in multi-item trades...), we started to farm Wespes. 3 mobs and exactly 0 damage later, we got the drop.
Luck of the Irish.
For the record, Death from Above is a pussy.
And that's one sweet little dagger he drops. Awesome delay.
Anyway, we decide that we're gonna kill more bees and see if we can get another larvae. I wouldn't mind having that dagger myself. It'd just be a toy, considering I have my Wing Sword and all, but a fun toy all the same.
That's about when the gilsellers started killing our bees, training them to zone, or just generally keeping them claimed.
...
Eat it.
But I digress. I don't go out of my way to harass poor chinese women trying to make a buck. But if they happen to be in my area, annoying me, and practically stealing my gil?
Game on, bitches.
Take last night for example.
Scynscapa, my favorite Bard in the whole wide world, has been on the lookout for a Hornetneedle for awhile. We were bored, broke, and had nothing but time on our hands. Naturally, the best place to head when you're facing those conditions is the Temple of Uggalepih. Habetrot every 15 minutes, Wespes galore for Bee Larvae, and enough tonberries to fuel your anger for a week.
We hop an airship (be damned if I'm gonna pay 5k for a tele), choc over, do the Temple Shuffle and end up at Habetrot's spawnpoint. And what do my wandering eyes see, but a troupe of gilsellers sitting before me.
Now, I'll be honest. I'm not positive they're gilsellers. But one was a 72 black mage, rank 1, with onyx earrings and eremite's rings.
Come now.
After a few unsucessful attempts to get Habe (I need to learn to macro in multi-item trades...), we started to farm Wespes. 3 mobs and exactly 0 damage later, we got the drop.
Luck of the Irish.
For the record, Death from Above is a pussy.
And that's one sweet little dagger he drops. Awesome delay.
Anyway, we decide that we're gonna kill more bees and see if we can get another larvae. I wouldn't mind having that dagger myself. It'd just be a toy, considering I have my Wing Sword and all, but a fun toy all the same.
That's about when the gilsellers started killing our bees, training them to zone, or just generally keeping them claimed.
...
Eat it.
posted by Slane at 4:32 PM
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